Buih Bebuli Nafas

4th Anniversary And Expecting The 4th ehem Next Year

2010-10-02T23:52:00.000+08:00

1st October 2010.

My 4th anniversary with beloved wife.

Yes peeps, I'm married.

I've no idea what should I buy for her, so I asked my two sweet girlfriends about it. Grandma Fida Aishah and Teacher Lord Zara.

Girls are always came out with idea like that huh?

LOL!

So, I decided to buy something like this for her.

Credit photo

I don't know. I'm still looking for good design tho. This one is in my list too.

Graveyard Note : I'm currently in my hometown, if you know what I mean.

When Your Kids Ask You Something, Just Tell Them The Truth

2010-09-17T21:01:00.000+08:00

Hey fellas.

I'm back. Should I say hi loud?

I bet no one missed me since I'm not really a blogger, but hell yeah, I'm writing a blog. Where I put all my unwanted life in a dark bin. Indeed, it's a good way to express the hidden me.

I was away for months due to my wife gave birth to a cute baby girl. We named her after a character in my buddy online novel, Alisia Rayyan. It does sounds good and I need to admit that my other kids were named after her and her ex-boyfriend. Once upon a time, she was lonely, fragile but now, she come up with her lovely identity.

Previously, I wrote my old stories, or sometimes the current me at the moment. I was lost, and in my way searched for the best in my life, I encountered something awesome. I've cyber friends who really supportive even though my life is miserable.

Now, enough of ramblings. I just want to share my conversation with my kid, 3 years old daughter.

Hawa : Papa, I want to wear veil like Grandma.

Me : Okay, ask Mama.

Hawa : Mama didn't wear it.

Me : Er, inside house, of course not.

Hawa : Why?

Me : Because Papa want to see it.

Now, am I too honest?

LOL!

Graveyard Note : Selamat Hari Raya everyone.

Legasi Cinta Alisia By Shafaza Zara Syed - When My Babe Wrote Something On Her Bisexual Activities.

2010-03-03T19:49:00.001+08:00

Hi fellas.

Sorry because lacked of updates.

I was busy with some projects that cause lots of troubles.

Suck, pitiful but then, I'm happy.

Anyway, it's all about money.

Ignore the title.
It's just a teaser.
One of her so-called-reader accused her and keep on spreading rumors that she's a bisexual.
What the fuck with that bitch?
She even said I'm a poser and loser in the comment box.
Watch out Citra Penyelamat.
If and only if I know who are you.

Forget about it.

By the way, my fellow tutor cum my good buddy in cyber space already launched her new masterpiece called as Legasi Cinta Alisia.

The title is so cool and the cover is so awesome.

Check this out pals.

[Legasi Cinta Alisia]

Enjoy reading this stuff anyway.

I guess I need to dig from her what will happened next in the story.

Really hate when the story had no ending (hell yeah, it's novel L!)

Oh ya, I copied the photo from her blog.

Sorry Zara.

You're always my baby-boo anyway.

LOL!

Sorry, my good buddy.

Enjoy reading pals!

More about her available HERE.

Till then, it's a so-called-gay-clubbing-thingy (read: reading alone in mini library)

Sigh.

Graveyard Note : The seductive message came in. What the fuck with that beautiful ex-lover? She knew that I still love her but then, I lost faith in her. Forever.

No Panties Yesterday ? I Prefer No Boxer As Well. Can You Wear Jeans Without Underwear?

2010-02-15T11:15:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was Valentine's Day.

Yesterday was Chinese New Year as well.

Gong xi fa cai to all my beloved friends.

Wo you some mandarin oranges please, LOL!

(Forgive my memories that can't recall simple words ya?)

It's not surprisingly when I crossed some blogs that wrote about V-Day.

No panties stuffs is one of the things that they highlighted in the posts.

Crap, no panties only?

Why no boxers as well?

Pity those girls who joined the useless campaign.

It sucked, mind you ladies.

Yeah, I know some of us throw our underwear when we sleep (benefit : health aspect of course).

But then, walked around at the public without underwear (in this case : panties), you totally create a joke!

In this hot and sunny weather, no panties?

Phew.

Stupid.

To make it more challenging, ladies and gentlemen, I dare you to wear your jeans, without wearing any underwear. Yeah, try it and please let me know what you'll feel later.

No G-String, No thongs, No panties, No underwear, No boxer.

Try it and you'll realized how suffered you'll be.

So, stop doing and join any useless campaigns.

I saw bunch of stupid campaigns in some social websites.

Sigh.

Just use your brains and minds pretty well fellas.

It's worthy.

[Photo credit]

Anyway guys, I mumbled a lot today I guess.

Working alone while everyone enjoy their breaks and holidays are totally suck!

Crazy.

Luckily I do have a box of oranges next to me.

Lovers gave that to me.

I mean, the girl next door.

LOL!

Meanwhile, if you don't mind, please vote for my cyber-buddy here and here.

Find contestant number 52 and cast the vote for the love-peeing girl. Simply because she love coffee so much. If you need a yamcha-coffee-girl, look for her. LOL!

Graveyard Note : Just broke up with my lover. Seems her heart was not for me anymore. Stole by someone else in the name and faith of virginity. Let her be. Shit.

Crunch - Rabbit - Parrot. Crap! A Damn Day In A Pretty Stupid Small But Nice World.

2010-02-11T18:09:00.000+08:00

Stupid and nice ass.

Yeah, when beauty lies on the eyes of beholder, that's what you get.

Fucking lover.

Fucking manager.

Back off the worker.

Life is not really fun as the engineer.

Pause.

I was walking down the street when I saw this so-called-hot-guy.

The same snow cap even though it's like summer now.

Don't wear the stupid coat jerk.

You looked crappy!

That's what I thought.

Passed him.

Me : Hi Crunch.

Him : Hi Rabbit.

Me : Stop calling me Rabbit. I'm Carrot.

Him : Better than parrot.

Me : Meet me tonight.

Him : What for?

Me : Relaxation time.

Him : At which state?

Me : Will text you later.

Him : I'm waiting baby.

Me : Fuck-off (this is only in my mind) Sure, stupidity.

Him : That's what we called as Rabbit forever.

Me : Yeah, sure.

I'm going to meet him tonight.

Crap!

Stupidity lies beyond our friendship.

Something that brought us together.

The games.

Love.

Hope.

Faith in our friendship.

A so called relationship.

Complicated isn't it?

Graveyard Note : There's a probability I'm going to work this coming Chinese New Year. Going to miss yee-sang-thingy. I love it you know.

I Tried To Seduce Her But Nothing Happened. Naked To The Office Tomorrow?

2010-02-07T15:49:00.000+08:00

Crap!

A lovely week for me.

Just came back from a smart-ass holiday.

Why I said so?

I went to a-pretty-far-but-beautiful place, all alone.

Nothing as crappy as that.

No booty-delicious hot babe, no handsome guy to entertain me.

End it there, crappy thingy.

Tanned my skin more than usual.

Almost got my ideal body back.

I think I should go to the office without wearing any shirt tomorrow.

Naked.

Let see what will the secretary do when I pass her desk.

Imagination.

Saliva.

Slurp...

LOL!

Life just so fucking awesome.

Blogwalking for a while.

Found some shitty-websites.

But yet, a cyber friend wrote something interesting in her blog.

I tried to seduce her via chatroom before.

Crap!

I never found such a stubborn young lady like her.

Yet, she's a great girl.

But always confuse with her identity.

Male or female?

Now, to confirm it but don't want to check what under her skirt (LOL!) let's check this website.

I mean, the blog.

HERE.

If you see this photo - a young lady who claimed that she might will be a bachelorette up until she died,

please vote for her.

52nd contestant of the contest that look for Top 100 Young Lady.

Who is she?

You can click her blog here.

Peserta nombor 52.

Shafaza Zara Syed.

Hometown : Johore.

Yeah, vote for her.

A freak greatest teacher ever.

LOL!

Anyway, I guess up until here.

I need to repack some stuffs to start working tomorrow.

Keep everything cool but please don't fuck around like a fool.

It'll just waste your reproduction system immunity.

Till then.

Graveyard Note : I'm tired. Lover said she still need me.

Kick Your Naked Ass Is My Job Darling

2010-01-31T10:14:00.000+08:00

Kick your ass is my job darling.

Definitely.

But when it comes to kick your naked ass, it's also my job darling.

Absolutely.

Seminggu.

Seminggu baru gua ada waktu untuk menulis lagi.

Terima kasih pada gadis yang sudah punya terowong sendiri, lu memang kawan maya yang baik.

Memang celaka jantan-jantan yang tak kenal lu sapa.

Lagi celaka bila mereka tidak bagi lu kenal erti bahagia.

Pasal benda yang gua tulis sebelum ini, memang itu terjadi dalam hidup gua.

Sakit pula hati bila gua duduk sendiri.

Tapi tidak mengapa, gua ada kawan yang tarik gua keluar dari lembah kesedihan.

Gua jerit kuat-kuat.

Palat!

Gua penat.

Penat sampai mahu pitam.

Gua suka hujung minggu.

Sudah masa untuk gua memburu.

Mereka yang berlainan jantina dengan gua sila beratur.

Gua mahu pembaringan gua ditemani mereka.

Ini masalah gua.

Lu ada rasa?

Graveyard Note : Gua rasa nak keluar dari negara buat sementara waktu. Mana gua patut pergi?

Let's Play Truth Or Dare - You Lose, You Need To Make Pole Dance - Nude - Naked.

2010-01-24T11:18:00.000+08:00

Let's play truth or dare.
Or let's just play dare because no one tells the truth anymore.
You lose, you need to make pole dance.
Nude.
Naked.
LOL!

Crap!

Celaka.

Jahanam.

Rosak badan gua.

Lu cari gua guna perkataan lucah?

Memang lu buat gua makan kek keju lebih banyak dari biasa.

Kekasih tarik gua ke tepi.

Gua peluk tiang sambil tanggal baju satu persatu.

Siapa suruh gua pakai baju tebal berlapis dalam bilik sempit panas membahang seperti itu?

Rasa gua agak sengal di situ.

Kejap, itu gua mimpi.

Gua sibuk dengan kerja.
Kekasih hati gua sudah main lain dengan pasangan berlainan jantina.
Gua tangkap mereka bila gua buka pintu rumah kekasih gua.
Terkejut gua lihat dua bayi dewasa di atas katil yang gua teman kekasih hati beli.
Seorang di atas, seorang di bawah.
Gua terkesima.
Gua tutup pintu.
Gua keluar.

Gua tak mahu fikir apa-apa lagi.
Gua sudah kalah dalam permainan pertama.
Perlukah gua meneruskan edisi pembunuhan gua yang seterusnya?

Graveyard Note : Gua sibuk dengan kerja. Malangnya gua tidak dapat hentak kepala dengan kawan-kawan seangkatan seperti dulu. Rosak sudah otak gua.

Lebihan Lemak Itu Bukti Lelaki Sejati.

2009-12-25T10:29:00.000+08:00

Ada kawan gua kata kawan kitorang yang nama Deen tu kurang macho sebab ada lebihan lemak di perut.

Gua ketawa.

Gua balas, itu simbol kelelakian sejati.

Gua pesan pada dia, kalau lu kahwin suatu hari nanti, perut lu pasti akan naik. Tak banyak, sikit pasti ada.

Baru lu tahu nanti betapa itu menunjukkan sesuatu.

Dia balas.

"Aku takut perut bini aku naik dulu sebelum perut aku"

Gua balas.

"Perut bini lu naik bukti lu hebat, jadi bagus kalau dia naik dulu. Tapi kalau perut lu naik dulu, itu dah jadi lain"

Dia tanya.

"Apa pula hebatnya bini kalau perut suami yang naik dulu?"

Gua jawab.

"Itu maknanya bini lu pandai masak"

Perut oh Perut.

Hari ni gua nak makan ayam belanda di rumah seorang rakan.

Gua nak pakai stokin lebih.

Mana tahu ada orang masukkan hadiah dalam stokin gua.

Graveyard Note : Malam ni gua tak balik. Gua tidur rumah kekasih hati. Dia bising sebab kena hantar sarapan ke rumah gua setiap pagi. Sumpah, gua tak minta pun. Betul. Apa lu pandang-pandang? Selamat Hari Natal buat semua kawan-kawan gua.

Mahu Kerja Jilat Punggung Kasut? Sumpah Percuma.

2009-12-23T21:28:00.000+08:00

Bila orang mula terajang kepala gua, gua punya darah jatuh dalam raga.

Gua simpan baik-baik.

Senyap-senyap.

Gua tak pernah tebuk dara orang.

Baik lelaki mahupun perempuan.

Eh kejap, apa jantina gua?

Gua dah macam perempuan ini pula.

Dia selalu keliru dengan jantina dia.

Mungkin gua kena singkap kain dia, londeh seluar dia.

Nak tengok jantina dia punya pasal.

Tadi ada orang sodok belakang gua.

Maksud gua, belakang kereta gua, bukan belakang gua.

Lu dah laju-laju nak tanya mana dia sodok kan?

Gua hentak stereng kereta.

Gua sumpah dalam hati.

Gua turun kereta.

Gua : Beb, siapa nak bayar ni?

Dia : Maaf, salah saya. Tapi saya takde kerja nak bayar ni semua.

Gua : Lu tak kerja? Dah tu?

Dia : Carikan aku kerja, nanti aku bayar.

Gua : Lu nak kerja jilat punggung kasut gua? Sumpah, lu tak payah bayar apa-apa.

Dia : Jangan camtu, benda lain la.

Gua jengah kereta dia.

Gua nampak sekeping seluar dalam wanita atas tempat duduk sebelah pemandu.

Gua senyum keji.

Gua datang pada dia.

Gua : Lu pakai seluar dalam ni, bagi gua ambil gambar lu.

Dia : Takkan nak pakai seluar dalam kat luar?

Gua : Superman boleh, takkan lu tak boleh?

Dia : Takkan takde cara lain?

Gua : Gua angkut lu pergi balai, habis cerita.

Dia : Okeylah, aku buat.

Hasilnya, gua dapat gambar lelaki berkemeja merah jambu memakai seluar dalam wanita di luar.

Gua hanya mampu ketawa.

Bila Asap Rokok Terpadam, Lu Akan Sama-Sama Padam

2009-12-11T09:32:00.000+08:00

Gua dengan sahabat memang suka duduk bersama.

Dia suka hisap rokok.

Gua tidak mahu memecahkan hati sesiapa.

Gua tak gemar.

Dia hisap.

Dia hembus.

Gua pakai topeng, tak mau hidu.

Dia : Lu ni nampak skema.

Gua : Apahal?

Dia : Gua hisap, lu tutup hidung. Apa barang?

Gua : Barang gua bukan barang lu.

Dia : Barang lu nak pakai lama?

Gua : Wak lu.

Graveyard Note : Ada orang tanya kenapa gua amanahkan blog gua pada orang yang gua tak kenal. Jawapan gua senang. Gua dah kerja, ada sumber duit sendiri. Gua tulis bila gua nak tulis.

Gigit Lidah Ke Gigit Bibir Yang Nikmat?

2009-12-03T10:00:00.000+08:00

Ada kawan gua tanya gua.

Gigit lidah ke gigit bibir yang sedap.

Yang nikmat.

Gua senyap.

Dia membebel kuat.

Celoteh pasal kekasih dia.

Celoteh pasal kekasih orang lain.

Tiba-tiba dia tersenyap.

Gua toleh kat dia.

Gua tengok muka dia merah.

Mata dia berair.

Gua panggung kepala.

Dia kata dia tergigit lidah.

Gua bantai gelak.

Sekarang dia sudah tahu mana satu yang lebih nikmat dan sedap.

Anak Haram : Itu Tanggungjawab Dunia Akhirat Bila Kau Mencela Sesuatu Yang Suci

2009-12-01T09:06:00.000+08:00

It's just so fucking crazy!

Totally suck and only those morons will claimed that, whatever they did will just fade away after said sorry. Yeah, I know when you realized that you did wrong, everything will come to new one, but then, how about the responsibility?

Yeah pals!

Responsibility is something that some people consider as burden.

I watched Bones Season 4 last night just to kill my time. Something which make me salute Agent Booth is how he manage to make Clinton realized that after he make sex with four girls in the basketball team, he'll be responsible for it later. Maybe not for the time being because those girls want to take care of the kids, but how would be in the future?

Let's come back to the reality, our real life. It's happened and keep happening. It's pretty sad to see those teenage girls getting pregnant. Come on pals, besides it's prohibited in our religion and I bet for other religions as well, looked at the social side. Where's the morality and rationality of those teenagers? Does desire and passion need to be thrown down into the drain?

It's great.

It's satisfaction.

But then, will you give full responsibility when you deliver the baby?

Will you have a wedding, wedlock after that?

If you don't, you'll be the great loser, seriously!

You'll bound to it for the rest of your life.

...and of course, if you keep make the sin, when it comes to the end of the day, your place will be the hell.

Don't wait up until people curse you dude.

Be responsible.

The baby that was born is not guilty.

You are the one who need to redeem all your sins by take good care of him.

Please.

Phone is ringing.

The sweets just arrived.

Lover bring some bananas for breakfast.

Good day everyone!

Graveyard Notes : Will write more after this, perhaps. Thanks for all your support!

Stop Bitching Around When You Need Air To Breathe. Back Off, I Mean It!

2009-11-29T21:12:00.000+08:00

It's weird.

It's just so weird why people love to bitching around. Not to mention, they'll fucking around after bitching. That's the fact. That's the reality.

I hate this kind of culture. Yeah, it's like a taboo in our society and of course, people who might used to it called it as culture.

Mak Minah : Kau tau mana anak Som pergi semalam?

Joyah : Pergi mana? Aku nampak pakai sendat.

Mak Minah : Merendek dengan pakwe dia la tu.

Enough said. It's just one of the examples that happened in our society. Despite the races, and gender as well, they found it's interesting to talk about others business. It's a mess hobby and they always make it interesting. New terms, new styles, new body language and who knows, maybe new symbols as well. People just too creative when it comes to this matter. Back off gossippers, you just fucking crazy!

Again, it's killing my neurons. I was smiling if people talked about me. That's me. I was freaking afraid if I'll be on television and be escort by some policemen if I bother about them. I never bother but, when they tried so hard to make me kill them, how I wish I can kill them back and run from the scene. I mean it. If and only if there is no laws. No rules. No regulation.

A friend of mine tole me.

Sex, drugs, cigarettes, alcohol, caffeine.

Those what people always addicted of.

You can add one more : bitching about others.

Some people make it as their basic need : just as we need rice as our main carbohydrates source.

Lover is nagging about some problem.

Again, phone is ringing.

Need to find some prune to digest unwanted food.

Graveyard Notes : Do I seems cursed a lot there?

When You Tried So Hard To Kill Me, I'll Let It Gone By The Wind.

2009-11-29T00:09:00.000+08:00

It's hard when you realize people might want to kill you.
It's not really kill by their own bare hands or foots, but hell yeah, they just kill your nerves, and it'll make you killed your neurons as well.
Mass murder happened and your neurons were spirited away.
Heck!

Some people asked me (I mean in my real life) how I managed to transform from a weird, freak and geek person to a-considerable-as-normal people nowadays.
I answered : When you tried so hard to kill me, I'll let it gone by the wind.
What does it mean?
I know myself more than you do.

If you said sex is the ultimate satisfaction, I'll say God's love is the greatest and ultimate satisfaction.
Why?
Because without it, you won't be able even to spell the word sex.
That's the different between a so called-geek-freak-weirdo with you.
I might sounds like a killer, a brain killer, neurons killer.
But deep inside me?

Silence.
Perfection is not impossible.
Happiness is everywhere.
You run for it, God's willing, you'll get it.

Pick up the phone.
Someone call you.

Graveyard Note : Thanks to Lord Zara for promoted my blog. I know it maybe harsh, but my Lord, your joke totally make me laugh crazily. I believe it's not about money. As you mentioned, it's what we called as friendship. You totally make my day. Can I consider you as my buddy now?

Pembunuhan Pertama

2009-11-28T10:53:00.000+08:00

Ini pembunuhan pertama gua di sini.
Cita-cita gua adalah mahu mengejar kematian.

Senyap.

Buih Bebuli Nafas

4th Anniversary And Expecting The 4th *ehem* Next Year

When Your Kids Ask You Something, Just Tell Them The Truth

Legasi Cinta Alisia By Shafaza Zara Syed - When My Babe Wrote Something On Her Bisexual Activities.

No Panties Yesterday ? I Prefer No Boxer As Well. Can You Wear Jeans Without Underwear?

Crunch - Rabbit - Parrot. Crap! A Damn Day In A Pretty Stupid Small But Nice World.

I Tried To Seduce Her But Nothing Happened. Naked To The Office Tomorrow?

Kick Your Naked Ass Is My Job Darling

Let's Play Truth Or Dare - You Lose, You Need To Make Pole Dance - Nude - Naked.

Lebihan Lemak Itu Bukti Lelaki Sejati.

Mahu Kerja Jilat Punggung Kasut? Sumpah Percuma.

Bila Asap Rokok Terpadam, Lu Akan Sama-Sama Padam

Gigit Lidah Ke Gigit Bibir Yang Nikmat?

Anak Haram : Itu Tanggungjawab Dunia Akhirat Bila Kau Mencela Sesuatu Yang Suci

Stop Bitching Around When You Need Air To Breathe. Back Off, I Mean It!

When You Tried So Hard To Kill Me, I'll Let It Gone By The Wind.

Pembunuhan Pertama

4th Anniversary And Expecting The 4th ehem Next Year